Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Prioritizing

Okay, so it's been a while since the last time we presented some wrongful porn to ya'll.  But don't worry, it's not because the internet had a colon cleansing and got rid of the all the bad shit. We just prioritized other stuff like paying the bills and getting drunk.

Speaking of prioritizing, that's something we all do, all the time. It's the reason we behave the way we do, and choose not to do stuff, that we find stupid. What most men prioritize, is having sex with hot chicks!


Or defile their feet..


Possible intention
Hot chick in a hot dress on a hot car, and it's a hot summer day.  It couldn't be any hotter.
And yes.. I get it, it's all about the foot fetish! That's a wierd thing, but come on, this scenario is hot as a pizza oven in hell!



Why is this wrong? 
The guy who might get his dick sunbuned prioritize strangely. Right in front of him is a very hot chick, with very big tits almost falling out of her sexy dress, and he chooses to aim for the damn foot?


That's like the most nonchalante move ever! 
I can imagine the chick say "Uh, I'm hot and horny, I've put on makeup, my dress is short and my tits are falling overboard, wanna do me outside, now?
-and the guy is like " Yeah, let me just get my dick out and I'll wank untill I make a complete mess of your foot!"
If I ever, ever, EVER get in a situation like that and do the same thing, please murder me. 
It's like winning the lottery and returning the money, because you already had your allowance this week!


I get as frustrated watching this, as I get from watching "Who wants to be a millionaire" and knowing all the answers when the contestants doesn't!

I'm not saying, that it's wrong to have a foot fetish (but its not completely right either, is it?). But in any case, choosing a foot over something absurdly sexy is weird.

Prioritize, but do it right!

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