Therefore it might confuse you, why the following picture ended up in the Porn That's Wrong blog, but let's get to it!
All she needs is chocolate dipped strawberries.
Possible intention
Lets take a rather sexy girl with no panties and make her flash her pussy while doing something very naughty in a public room! Why is this wrong?
As stated in the introduction, this picture actually contains some of my favorite elements of porn.BUT.. I also like champagne, and I get champagne much more rarely, then I get laid (when I prioritize, lovemaking beats moneymaking!)
Therefore I get so fucking disappointed from considering how much money is wasted on that bubbly. And then just to wash her pussy. The disappointment get's me distracted, and then my boner dies.
At least she could have somebody, anybody lick up the fermented grape juice.
All that nice, cold, refreshing nectar of devine nature could be used so much better!
I.... I... I just want that champagne! How could you do that? It's so meaningless!
If you wanted her to be naughty, couldn't you just tell her to do the same, but with mineral water? or a damn popsicle?
By the way, what the fuck is up with that yellow balloon in the top right corner? Once spotted, I can't stop looking at it. It looks like it's been cut in there by a novice photoshopper!
I'll drown away my sorrow and disappointment, have a happy weekend motherfuckers.
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