Well, it's time to get started, so let's do it like they do on Wrestlemania and pop open this blog with a cool intro, banging music, some big explosions and best of all, the fireworks!
Wait, what?
Yeah, fireworks baby!
Possible intention
Well, pyro/fireworks are in fact very cool, so why not spice up this classic outdoor-themed photo session with pure, hot awesomeness, hotter than 1000°C!
Know what? While we're at it, lets add some more of this explosive nectar of sexyness!
At least just a tiny bit more
Why is this wrong?
It's fireworks dammit! Fireworks can be mindblowingly awesome, but that's exactly the problem, it's not sexy at all!
It's like expecting a guy to get turned on by an average looking girl in white socks and sneakers, driving a monster truck (okay, so a monster truck is way more appealing than a fireworks fountain, but you get the picture) The awesomeness of the non-sexual item significantly overshines the "could be more sexy"-girl in the scene.
In fact, all I'm thinking, when viewing these picture are "Don't burn yourself!" I believe a fountain like the one in the first pic has a safety distance of at least half a dozen meters. GET AWAY FROM THERE! It's just not safe.
In the second pic the situation is not quite so dangerous, but we got a nice desktop wallpaper-suited background, nice! Actually that background is pretty nice, wich does not make this any better at being porn!
