Prioritizing

Okay, so it's been a while since the last time we presented some wrongful porn to ya'll.  But don't worry, it's not because the internet had a colon cleansing and got rid of the all the bad shit. We just prioritized other stuff like paying the bills and getting drunk.

Speaking of prioritizing, that's something we all do, all the time. It's the reason we behave the way we do, and choose not to do stuff, that we find stupid. What most men prioritize, is having sex with hot chicks!

Or defile their feet..

Possible intention

Hot chick in a hot dress on a hot car, and it's a hot summer day.  It couldn't be any hotter.
And yes.. I get it, it's all about the foot fetish! That's a wierd thing, but come on, this scenario is hot as a pizza oven in hell!

Why is this wrong? 

The guy who might get his dick sunbuned prioritize strangely. Right in front of him is a very hot chick, with very big tits almost falling out of her sexy dress, and he chooses to aim for the damn foot?


That's like the most nonchalante move ever! 
I can imagine the chick say "Uh, I'm hot and horny, I've put on makeup, my dress is short and my tits are falling overboard, wanna do me outside, now?" 
-and the guy is like " Yeah, let me just get my dick out and I'll wank untill I make a complete mess of your foot!"
If I ever, ever, EVER get in a situation like that and do the same thing, please murder me. 
It's like winning the lottery and returning the money, because you already had your allowance this week!


I get as frustrated watching this, as I get from watching "Who wants to be a millionaire" and knowing all the answers when the contestants doesn't!

I'm not saying, that it's wrong to have a foot fetish (but its not completely right either, is it?). But in any case, choosing a foot over something absurdly sexy is weird.

Prioritize, but do it right!

Big titties!

Alright, in my last posts, I've been claiming that breasts are sexy.

I still believe that breasts are wonderful. They feel good, they look good, they feel good and... Dammit, they are titties, I don't have to explain, why those fat-tissue filled depots with a teat on are the most successful natural creations known to man.

But sometimes man tries to outdo nature

Possible intention

Tits are good, big tits are better.

Why is this wrong? 

I could write pages and pages just arguing what degree of aesthetic disaster this is, but that could end up being rather technical and boring.

Instead I will just post this:  

 make your own conclusion!

The milky way of porn

Milk comes from breasts, breasts are sexy, but is milk sexy then?

Well, I've seen porn including milk, wich was very sexy indeed. Girls bathing in a tub full of milk, pouring milk all over their trimmed bodies. I specifically remember one scene with Carmen Electra, taking a hot milk-shower. Ohh, that was good!

I truly believe (and hope) that the milk used for the above escapades are indeed milk from cows, the same type of milk that we enjoy with our cereals every morning. Milk that we associate with pretty much nothing.

Milk directly from the tits of a woman, that's another matter entirely.

just add cereals

Possible intention

Big breasts, blonde hair, being nude in a public space, confined by the safe surroundings of the car. All of this is great, but then comes lactation and a mirror. I don't get it.

Why is this wrong?

I just don't understand the principle that a lactating female should be sexy. Some of your bastards out there probably do so, wich is just a sad fact.

The milk of a female has ONE purpose, and that is to feed a baby. When I look at porn, the first concern -if any- should not have anything to do with the nutritious food for infants, or the fact that this abuse of breast milk may result in a hungry baby somewhere. I do not want mental pictures of cute little babies, when masturbating. In fact, that is an impossibility!

And then the mirror. What is the damn thought of bringing a mirror into this scenario?
Mirrors are often used as a symbol. Mostly it's a symbol of dualism, self-awareness, confronting the truth, but none of this fits with the use of the mirror in the pic. Hell, even if it did, I sure would be surprised to find such deep meanings in a pornographic picture.

I guess the mirror was just there, and somebody came up with the "idea" of squirting fresh baby food all over it. The logic, erotic thinking of many humans confuse me, deeply.