Well, lets start from the beginning.
I have seen a lot of porn through the years, most of it has been exciting, arousing, good porn, that gave me a large boner!
And THAT is what porn is all about; getting a big fucking boner and then wank that SOB until the skin comes off in flakes. Well, either that of just killing some spare time.
Anyways, the purpose is to become sexually turned on by this, to imagine big, soft breasts with pointy nipples, the feel of moist lips around penis or even the act of penetrating a womans wet, tight vagina -Or straight up dry anal humping, depending or your preferences- all while the porn fills up your laptop screen, to help the imagination of even replacing the visuals of your brain.(Less thinking to do, plus the girl on-screen is much hotter than any woman you ever humped)
But in some of my travels through the exotic landscape, that we know as internet pornography, I have encountered porn mishaps, stuff that was just wrong, pictures that made my dick softer and smaller than marshmallows from unsexyness, confusion or pure disgust. Some times it's so bad, my whole view on humanity and common sense are truly tested, but mostly I just laugh at it (nervous laughter of course, but it's still a laugh)
This is what I call Porn That's Wrong
Since this is the internet, I will -of course- post my findings for you to view. Some times it will be terrifying, but mostly It'll be a laugh.
The style of this blog is much like cracked.com and I'd like to thank Cracked.com for the inspiration.
That's because I like that site and really wanted to write articles to post there, but all I know is porn, and they don't do that kind of filth :-)
Enjoy!
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